The Staff could not Help themselves from reverting to poor headline development techniques from the old school mainstream media. The Puns flowed and however inappropriate, it will stand. Kind of like the new Miss Turkey on the Hardees commercials. And that is just the way it is.
Shriver has been residing apart from the actor-turned-politician for the last few weeks. The former first couple confirmed the separation in a joint statement released Monday after questions from The Times.
“This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us,” the statement read. “After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion and prayer, we came to this decision together. At this time, we are living apart while we work on the future of our relationship.